mydadshotgirlfriend Nika Noir: Danny’s father’s new girlfriend Nika Noir is all Russian and hella sexy, and looks just like a long-time crush come to life. You see growing up Danny loved watching gymnastics, and a there was a particular girl on the Russian team named Nika Noir that stole his heart. Finally admitting to his father’s Nika Noir that he’s dying to sleep with her, he makes his move, but she begs him off. Seeing his disappoint Nika Noir relents, decides to fulfill the young mans fantasy, and confirms that Russian women really are the hottest ladies on the planet.